Eat S*** And Die (2006)
Genre: Horror
Tagline: Killing zombies and anything else that gets in your way? That's hot!
Release Date: June 9th, 2006
Website: Eat S*** And Die
Gross BO: $2,783,604.00
Budget: $ 0.00
Plot: This movie is like an homage to crappy eighties horror films. In this film we find, Roads Masterson (Perry) heads to Sleepy Eye, who is a hired hitman, who gets rid of such evil beings such as zombies, is hired by the mayor of Sleep Eye Minnesota (Seagal), to rid of their zombie problem. On the way, he meets a man who's job it is to clean people's jizz. This is Jizzmopper (Pauly Shore). They form a new team, and they travel to Sleepy Eye together. In Sleepy Eye, Roads meets his old pal Rob, who is now the lead zombie in Sleepy Eye (Rob Zombie), and he must decide if he can kill one of his oldest friends. Equipped with a shotgun and a motercyle. He is ready to kick some ass!
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Cast
| Luke Perry | .... | Roads Masterson |
| Pauly Shore | .... | Jizzmopper |
| Roger Howarth | .... | Howard |
| Steven Seagal | .... | Mayor Steven Seagal |
| Paul Leyden | .... | J.D. |
| Nicholas Lea | .... | Jason "Bomb" Roberts |
| Paris Hilton | .... | Sandra Dee |
| Brittany Snow | .... | Brittany |
| Rob Zombie | .... | Himself |
| Bryan Bishop | .... | Himself |
| Pedro | .... | Himself |
Trivia
This was the first part in a planned Roads Masterson trilogy of films from Pedro.
Nicole Ritchie was originally scheduled to play Sandra Dee's (Paris Hilton) friend Yeast Infection, but it was determined that the film already had a healthy amount of stupid ho actresses.
Rob Zombie was born Robert Cummings, but took his stage name due the type of music he plays. He still occasionally uses his birth name for some of his work.
In traditional Calisian Voodoo, how long is a zombie supposed to live?
a) 5 years
b) 50 years
c) However long it takes for Roads to track their soon-to-be dead ass down
Sleepy Eye, Minnesota is a real town. To date they have not suffered an attack by zombies, but they are cursed to be the home of the Sleepy Eye Hockey Association.
Eat Shit and Die is an homage to the insanity, silliness and harebrained violence of B-Movies from the 50's. Zombie films have especially stayed the test of time, including the works of Eat Shit and Die director Tom Savini.
Soundtrack
Quotes
"You may have won this battle, but there will be others. (Beat) Oh yes, there will be others." -ROB ZOMBIE
"Yes, way too dangerous." -ROADS
Awards
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